we can be friends if we hate all the same things

Farting Elves

Speaking of flatulence and Christmas, I really really hate this thing


I liked Freddy Rodriguez and Janelle Monae a lot more before they aligned themselves with this flatulent idea.


NASCAR high heels

Speaking of Nascar... (via Miss Ruwe)

oh and crocs too?!?!


NASCAR® Thunder by Thomas Kinkade

Not only is it a Thomas Kinkade "Painter of Light" painting, but it's one with freaking nascar, the goodyear blimp, fireworks and the blue angels


 Add stylish fun to any room with our roomy Throw Pillow.


Winter Light Jeans

Annie found these not so sweet Winter Light Jeans Built by Wendy - seriously?

Feathered Thong

I don't know what is worse, the feathered thong, or the fact that it's on a cutesy childish background. hey, at least it's on sale.

Crocs "Nadia" Boot

it's like an ugg and a croc mated. why would you want warm shoes with holes on the top of them

Fetus Cookies

Fetus Cookie Cutter

Fail Dogs That Aren't Funny

Fail dogs that aren't funny. How are these dogs failing? They are robo-dogs, that is clearly a friggin win.